This blog will not challenge you to dream big. It won't make you question the purpose of life. It is not designed to solve the multitude of problems facing humanity. Heck, it won't even give you ideas for your own start-up. This irreverent blog is being created for the sole purpose of providing me a half-creative outlet while I bumble my way through specimen of the male homo-sapiens in this part of the world. If you, my reader, are one of the male homo-sapiens from this part of the world, this blog may nudge you to be a better weirdo in your own right. Even if doesn't, I hope it will make for some interesting read at the very least.

Before we start, you might be mildly curious about me. I am your quintessential urban Indian woman with varied interests, a good education, an active mind and - the clincher - social status of being single and unmarried *glass shatters*. While my former attributes are the result of careful cultivation and exposure to the world, the last one above is the net result of all others that came before it - at least, I'd like to think so. The other alternative - that my weirdo doesn't exist - is just too depressing to come to terms with.

This blog will essentially be a journal of sorts of my misadventures with the opposite sex - stories that helped me grow through the last few years. While the sheer number of my 'experiences' can get daunting, my eternal optimism just keeps counting down the 'frogs' - there has to be an end to the distasteful amphibian kissing at some point, wouldn't you say?